the.real.ninja.girl

These are from my very dear off-grid place I used to live :)..

These are from my very dear off-grid place I used to live :)
There’s something truly special about disconnecting - being in nature, listening to birds, washing in cold spring water, and soaking up the sun without the usual distractions of everyday life🌱

Don't tell anybody ;) this is our secret :)(Nude version and..

Don't tell anybody ;) this is our secret :)
(Nude version and more on @beeboo.girl ;)

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Wish you a Sweet dreams ✨️ 😘

Wish you a Sweet dreams ✨️ 😘

After a little internet break, I’m back! 😸I’ve had quite a f..

After a little internet break, I’m back! 😸

I’ve had quite a few people over these past two days, as one of my dearest friends is celebrating his birthday at my place ♡

It’s been nice to have company and step out of my hermit mode to socialize a bit :D

I’m still amazed by how much of a hermit I’ve become - and how comfortable I am with it 😅 Yay!

Anyway, this photo is from the birthday preparation. It wa...

Little silly noodle doodle as a sorry that I did not post ! ..

Little silly noodle doodle as a sorry that I did not post ! 😅
Hope u dont mind it 🤣✌️

Just discovered this high-mile selfie ✈️😁Hope you like it 😅

Just discovered this high-mile selfie ✈️😁

Hope you like it 😅

Working a lot these days ✌️ Nothing too unusual 😂 I just can..

Working a lot these days ✌️ Nothing too unusual 😂 I just can’t help myself. Getting so much done lately really makes me happy. I’ve almost finished planting all my trees, which feels super satisfying, and my plant nursery is thriving 🤩

I worked so much yesterday that I just fell asleep before I could post here 😅 I was so tired! Haha

Anyway, here are some cute photos 🍑 I took while replanting my seedlings 🥰 2025-05-01 18:58:13 +0000 UTC View Post

And something a little juicier 🤭 so you forgive me for not p..

And something a little juicier 🤭 so you forgive me for not posting yesterday 🌹

This one is from year ago :) I wasn't wearing glasses yet 😅H..

This one is from year ago :) I wasn't wearing glasses yet 😅
Have a good night.

hiii!just short message before i loose my wifi again.i am in..

hiii!
just short message before i loose my wifi again.
i am in spain. and whole country is without electricity/internet. it is insane 😵 🤯
so sorry for not sharing today on my instagram. i am alive!
and now i go back to dark xD

Sooo ... What's your gf preference:Cute 😽 or Goofy 🤪 ?(And y..

Sooo ... What's your gf preference:

Cute 😽
or
Goofy 🤪
?
(And yes, you can choose only one !)

It’s so nice to be back home ♡Yesterday was hectic with flyi..

It’s so nice to be back home ♡

Yesterday was hectic with flying back 😅

But oh, how good it feels to return, and to rest after Easter time with family. It was beautiful and fun to see them, but it also took a lot of energy. I barely slept, had a hay fever flare-up, and was honestly exhausted from all the traveling.

Over the years, I’ve become a bit of a hermit. Being in my thirties really transformed my inner social b...

Good morning 🤗

Good morning 🤗

I learned a trick with my overall 😂

I learned a trick with my overall 😂

Hiii 🤗🐣 I hope you are having a lovely Easter weekend so far..

Hiii 🤗🐣 I hope you are having a lovely Easter weekend so far ♡ I am currently visiting my family, it is a bit intense for me to travel and be around such a big fam :D so sorry for the little delay with my posts 😅 I'll be more present from Wednesday on, once I be back home 🏡🐈‍⬛️ (already missing my cat 😭)

Much Love, Bee :)

There’s a little love ❤️ tucked in this photo... find it! 🤭(..

There’s a little love ❤️ tucked in this photo... find it! 🤭
(the naked version is over there -> @beeboo.girl 💋)

For those who like bellybuttons ;)I had quite a busy day pre..

For those who like bellybuttons ;)

I had quite a busy day preparing to visit my family over Easter 🐣 and still have an endless list of things to do and work on :D ... It made me a bit tired, so I tried to rest in the sun with my cat, and now I’m playing Zelda again 🥰 For those who know the game — you KNOW what I’m riding 🤩🤩🤩 It totally made my day!
Anyway, wish you a sweet dreams 💋😇

Good morning 😊 ... just swipe gor bootie ;)

Good morning 😊 ... just swipe gor bootie ;)

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Cooked some yummy stew other day 🖖😁

Cooked some yummy stew other day 🖖😁

Don’t tell anybody 🫢😂And happy weekend to you all! 🌞🙏(It was..

Don’t tell anybody 🫢😂

And happy weekend to you all! 🌞🙏

(It was a big day for me - I had to sell my beloved car to the junkyard. And with the 100 bucks I got, I bought an air fryer 😂 What a deal! 🤣)

Last day of nice weather here, so I went for a forest walk a..

Last day of nice weather here, so I went for a forest walk and discovered all these little natural gems :3
Enjoy the photos :)

and a cold plunge!I was so happy to find this deep river spo..

and a cold plunge!
I was so happy to find this deep river spot in middle of forest 😍

Want a strawberry? 🥰The rest of the pictures tell a story ab..

Want a strawberry? 🥰

The rest of the pictures tell a story about a fly. 🤪

But warning: swipe only if you're into weird stuff 🫢 It's not for everyone. I just can’t take myself too seriously. And I post too many pretty pictures 🫣 I need balance - because I’m not just a pretty face. There is more to me and it is quirky :D

Anyway, wishing you a good night! 🤗

Ever tried watering plants as a form of meditation? 😊🍀

Ever tried watering plants as a form of meditation? 😊🍀