Good morning. Lets make a poll to see what next funsy tippy thingy y'all want
I'm gonna be a bit more in depth since I'm sure the poll has a finite amount of space.
1) Raffle - Normal raffle as the first time. Top prizes being custom videos with extra time and extra customs being added on as the pool grows bigger. Possibly other prizes as well added on.
2) Throat vs Ass v1 winner takes all - As explained my previous post throat vs ass post whi...
2020-11-06 16:40:24 +0000 UTC
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ty ty for all the words from y'all. Thank yall for supporting me by purchasing the video. Tesla dream getting closer and closer.
My next tip thing I was thinking....TEAM THROAT VS TEAM ASS
Since last time it was me against everyone I thought this time it should be Throat vs Ass. We'll throw pussy in both of those categories since it's the distant and unloved third offspring by most people.
So yeah. I was thinking of having two posts. One for ...
2020-11-06 04:07:01 +0000 UTC
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Yeah lets go ahead. I'm experiencing some gigantic election anxiety and I'm sure many of you are too.
This is the infamous and much awaited September tip video. Back in September I ran a cooperative for the subscribers where every $5 tipped was 1 spank and every $100 brought in a brand new dildo and if we got to 20 dildos I would order a brand new big boi for the 20th dildo.
Basically I use 20 dildos of small to large, realistic to bad dragon...
2020-11-05 20:30:23 +0000 UTC
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Might release that nearly hour long video today. I usually try to keep 5 days between new releases but a lot of y'all are asking.
The duders who got it did y'all like it?
2020-11-05 18:50:21 +0000 UTC
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The Ryzen 5000 series benchmarks are looking downright fucking JUICY
2020-11-05 17:01:47 +0000 UTC
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Good morning doofs. I am back at full power. Except ya know the elections are still stressful but that's okay.
But good morning!
2020-11-05 16:22:46 +0000 UTC
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Fuck I gotta shill something before my OF rank drops too much and I go broke so here's a randomly picked one.
"First Date With Crush Becomes Fuck Fest"
Preview describes it well. Basically what I suppose y'all would hope happen if we ever went on a date.
Now back to installing every Steam game I've ever owned and other programs I need for day to day work
I'mma shill your messages too.
2020-11-05 00:18:19 +0000 UTC
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I swear even if I'm not selling jack shit it's okay because this computer will work and I'll render so fucking fast even if this hard drive can't be saved I'll just do new content please kill me
2020-11-04 21:28:19 +0000 UTC
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Shit I'm finally able to get back on. Anyway I succeeded in building the computer. I couldn't really do my old hard drive so I have to fresh install and find all the programs I need again. And my HDD corrupted on me in the process hopefully I can get the data back from it through testdisk.
But it has not been a fun journey.
2020-11-04 20:23:33 +0000 UTC
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THIS SHIT IS FUCKING KILLING MY NERVES DO I NEED TO GET READY TO MOVE OR WHAT HURRY UP STATES
2020-11-04 02:47:31 +0000 UTC
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I'm tired. You always go into a new computer build thinking it's gonna be easy peasy and then one thing goes wrong and you're like fuck gotta take some things apart and then you realize you have a not-as-shitty PC case this time with ample space and the back of the motherboard is easily accessible so you didn't need to take the whole fucking thing off to put the backplate back into place and now you're trying to make sure the AIO with all the the...
2020-11-03 20:56:44 +0000 UTC
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A lotta messages about the video.
Look I'm sorry but if you missed the tip thread you missed it. It was part of the deal that people who participated in that thread by tipping that thread and adding to the total count would get the video. Doing it after the fact doesn't help the collective spank/dildo goal. So yeah I'm sorry. It'll be up for sale sometime. I'm busy with trying to set up a new computer today and such. If you were missed and didn'...
2020-11-03 20:32:32 +0000 UTC
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So as the tippers know the video has gone out. Hopefully they all enjoyed it. It was nearly an hour long. I'll shill it as well soon. But I'm not sure how I wanna price it cause it is a fucking hour long video so I'll think on that a bit.
Anyway good morning. Please vote.
2020-11-03 15:47:46 +0000 UTC
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I spent all day filming and then editing this thing so I don't really have any energy to shill. So in place of a shill please show love and tips to this picture of me looking like I'm furiously trying to bite this dick off.
Render has started. Definitely will take all night. But look forward to it tomorrow. I think you'll all find it very worth it.
2020-11-03 03:17:30 +0000 UTC
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It's like almost a fucking hour long. Fucking hell. Definitely will take all night to render.
Never doing this again RIP my everything
2020-11-03 03:08:48 +0000 UTC
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Yeah so I'm editing and at 6 dildos and no spanks it's 18 minutes long. It's probably gonna take all night to render once it's all done so probably gonna be sent out in the morning. We'll see though still working on it
2020-11-03 01:59:40 +0000 UTC
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Fucking RIP me. That took way longer and was way harder than I thought it would be. Filming is done. As soon as I render and edit I shall send off the video.
2020-11-03 00:31:34 +0000 UTC
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Good morning butts. I heard back from OnlyFans and so I think I got it worked out. My main fear was OF continually draining money from my balance for no reason but since that seems like it's not happening I'm happy to say lets get back to normal.
So today I shall be filming the much anticipated tip/spank video thingy and getting it out today. So look forward to that.
But mostly good morning
2020-11-02 16:18:24 +0000 UTC
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Please Odin give me the strength not to go on a politically charged tirade on all my social medias. I guess I find out Tuesday if I'm gonna stick around or I'm gonna see which countries are taking refugees from America
2020-11-02 04:43:36 +0000 UTC
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I had a new video to shill today but don't really wanna take the chance at the moment. Will wait a bit to see what happens.
Anyway I'll shill something old that I may have shilled before. Sorry not feeling too chipper with all this and knowing OF's track record of helping models out with issues.
"Harsh Machine Deepthroat And Anal"
Pretty much as the title says. Hope y'all enjoy. I'll send it via message too.
2020-11-01 20:59:40 +0000 UTC
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Meh. This is very annoying. No word from support yet although I didn't expect it it's just stressful. Not sure what all is gonna happen but if I suddenly disappear off OnlyFans know that I fought very little and mostly just cried about it.
Now I shall go eat and drink my sorrows so here's at least a picture for today.
2020-11-01 18:58:06 +0000 UTC
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Yikers
OnlyFans deleted my non-pending balance. Not really certain why. I think my pending balance also went down a bit. Hopefully they explain wtf is going on since I shot them a message. But I saw something like this happen to another model and they pretty much just literally stole her money slowly as her pending balance kept dropping.
So we'll see about what happens
2020-11-01 16:09:47 +0000 UTC
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This is me_irl
Morning friendos
2020-11-01 15:27:27 +0000 UTC
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Boys and girls of legal age
Wouldn't you like to see some girls strange?
Come with me and you will see
This, our town of Kaylaween
This is Kaylaween, this is Kaylaween
Kayla's scream in the dead of night
This is Kaylaween, everybody wank your peen
Tits and Tush til your penis dies of fright
It's my page, everybody scream
In this 'Fans of Kaylaween
Some of you may be participating in No Nut November so this is your last chance and on this mos...
2020-10-31 21:27:53 +0000 UTC
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Be safe if y'all are going out tonight anywhere. Corona be everywhere yo.
2020-10-31 20:22:58 +0000 UTC
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Good morning, RIP Sean Connery :(
2020-10-31 15:16:07 +0000 UTC
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Oy I almost forgot my shill.
Clippy clip of the green tentacle dildo being used in mah pussy. It goes in and out and stuff. You know all sexual like. There's some moans and a pleasurable little orgasm at the end. The tentacle is big though god damn. But yeah short pussy fucking clip today. Brand spankin' new. No spankin in the vidya though. Get it and fap to start your weekend I suppose.
2020-10-31 02:24:59 +0000 UTC
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Good morning <3
2020-10-30 15:45:17 +0000 UTC
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Oh shit I need to shill something....Uhhhh
Well here's something anal how about that? I'm pretty sure this was shilled before.
"Intense Deepthroat + Double Penetration"
So this has a bit of everything. Pretty hardcore shit. Double ended dildo going down my throat, into my pussy, and doing the anal mamba in my butt. As you can see from the thumbnail and preview it's pretty pornorific.
So since it does all 3 holes it's a longer vidya. Like 30+ ...
2020-10-29 19:52:26 +0000 UTC
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My local Microcenter had some in stock too so I grabbed one :) I'll hold onto this til my FE arrives just in case fuckery happens. Then if nothing goes awry I'll probably sell it at cost to someone in need on my Discord
2020-10-29 18:41:04 +0000 UTC
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