So someone once told me on reddit "Oh my god I wanna put my dick between those two glorious hams and make a baby in you" and that comments stuck with me for a while now. Why? Because it's a stupid fucking thing to say. But here is me as hams.
2020-06-25 23:57:33 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm honestly appalled at myself. Because I either never posted this up for sale or I did and I forgot about it. Either way that's a pretty big mistake. A somewhat OG video and still among my top selling. So let me advertise this video real quick.
Might not be as jovial as usual. I'm feeling pretty drained today and it's been a very meh day. But I shall try my best for you.
I get a lot of people saying "yeah okay you can ...
Hello if you didn't know Many Vids has been my main platform for quite a while. All my videos are there and stuff. I do like the website but god damn do they make poor decisions sometimes. I really hate the direction they've been going and they've been dulling down their end of the year awards ceremony by just literally shoehorning in whatever fucking awards they can as a money grab. So I don't participate in contests as much anymore but I'd appr...
2020-06-25 16:29:18 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning OF. I appreciate you all putting up with my shitposting and general fuckery yesterday. As compensation here's an absolutely free clip of me cumming!
2020-06-25 15:26:31 +0000 UTC View Post
But really I wanna post this anyway
2020-06-24 22:12:38 +0000 UTC View Post
You sons of bitches did it. I am absolutely smitten with you all. Enjoy and thank those who broke their virginities for your porns.
2020-06-24 22:09:21 +0000 UTC View PostI'll give you all one more chance at redemption. If 10 people who haven't spent a dime on my OnlyFans tips $1 or more (10 individual people, must not have ever spent money on my page) in the next...lets say 5 hours I shall put forth a handful of unedited pictures with nudes and such. If the challenge fails I will instead do another photoshop fuckery picture
2020-06-24 20:18:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Alright you ready for a double feature shill? Gonna hit'em in the AM and the mofucking PM. That's right bitches I missed my shill yesterday due to low energy but today I'm hopped up on Monster and ready to FUCKING ADVERTISE MY SHIT SO SIT BACK, RELAX AND LET ME PAINT YOU A WORD STORY "Deepthroating Dildo While Fucking My Ass" I deepthroat a dildo and fuck myself in the ass. BAM. STRAIGHT TO THE POINT. WHAT MORE DID YOU NEED REALLY? IT'S BLUNT...
2020-06-24 16:14:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning OnlyFans! It's a new day and after yesterdays LOW ENERGY we're making todays theme HIGH ENERGY. Got a job to walk to? FUCKING RUN THERE! Got to do some shopping? FUCKING BUY IT ALL! Leisurely playing a game? FUCKING KILL EVERYTHING HIGH ENERGY HUMP DAY. THE WEEK IS HALF OVER. FUCK YEAH. HIGH ENERGY VIDEO SHILLING. HIGH ENERGY SHITPOSTING. MONSTER ENERGY FUELED HIGH ENERGY PORN. YOU KNOW THOSE PORNHUB ADS WHERE THE VIDEO IS SPED UP ...
2020-06-24 14:32:59 +0000 UTC View Post
I feel so low energy that I can't even shill one of my videos today. I keep checking the clock expecting like an hour to go by but literally 3 minutes have gone by. So instead of shilling a video I'll give you a picture of me scarring poor little Gudetama.
2020-06-24 01:04:19 +0000 UTC View Post
You know I get a lot of dick pics from various platforms. Twitter, Reddit, OnlyFans, etc. Don't send unsolicited dick pics folks it's not nice. Dudes trying to brag about having 9 inches and using every possible angle trick in the book to make their 4 inches seem like the Eiffel tower. I've had dudes put those mini coke cans next to their penis and tried to pass it off as a real coke can. But I understand since I do porn guys might automatically ...
2020-06-23 22:10:22 +0000 UTC View PostOkay here is a collection of bloopers. I don't save many bloopers cause often times it's laced with profanity, wishing death upon inanimate objects, or a complete disaster. But I've spliced together various bloopers for you to enjoy. Some are naked. Actually I think they're all naked. Each single clip is fairly short. And because it was only like a total of 2 and a half minutes I added a little clip at the end that was me just masturbating and cu...
2020-06-23 18:18:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning. I just wanted you to start your morning a bit disturbed.
2020-06-23 15:18:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy End of Monday! Yay! Hopefully everyone is doing okay and safe. While I am safe I had a pretty long and fairly mediocre day but tomorrow is a new day. I wish only the best of days upon everyone else as well! I was gonna kind of skip my shilling today but even though I feel blah that shouldn't stop me from doing what I need to do. I have a Tesla I need to get after all. Anyway todays video is a bit of a throwback as well. It's a throwback to...
2020-06-22 22:39:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Look I don't make feet content often but this ones for all you feet lovers out there. Don't say I never did anything for ya
2020-06-22 17:05:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning. Hope your Monday isn't blue! Here's an old picture from when I was like 18...or 19 or something like that
2020-06-22 15:07:28 +0000 UTC View PostI hope you all sleep well tonight Only Fam. I want to end my night and my week by thanking you all for allowing me to do what I do. I was so hesitant to join OnlyFans but I regret not doing it sooner. Thank you for the immense support you've shown. I appreciate it more than you know. I hope to continue to do this for as long as possible!
2020-06-22 02:32:23 +0000 UTC View PostTHWIP THWIP THWIP THWIP THWIP THWIP THWIP THWIP THWIP GOD DAMNIT SPIDERMAN
2020-06-22 00:23:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Look at this you fucks. I took an older video and made a preview and title screen just so y'all would be able to get an idea of what you get before you jump into it. You best love me for taking on that extra (not really much) work. "Extreme Deepthroat Ass Slapping Roleplay" So it's fathers day and I thought we should do a Father/Dad related video. But not what you might be thinking. It's kinda like reverse T-aken (gotta dance around certain wo...
2020-06-21 18:33:28 +0000 UTC View PostLemme pause Christmas I totally forgot it's Fathers Day so we gotta do a Daddy video right? So we do a Daddy video later. I have no Daddy clips or picture unfortunately but it's Daddys Day so this actual, non troll clip is on me for all the Dads. Make sure to call your fathers and wish them a Happy Fathers Day!
2020-06-21 16:53:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning OnlyFam. Would you like Christmas shit? Wanna feel the Holiday cheer in the middle of summer? Maybe I'll put up the elf picture pack and shit from back when later today. But it's Sunday I hope you're eating the fuck out of brunch and slamming some mimosas and shit. Don't drink and drive though.
2020-06-21 14:55:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope this is always what you see now when you see my vagina
2020-06-20 22:37:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Gotta get this done early today cause I have a busy day today! So anyway I got a pretty long vidya here for ya. "Nurse Sucks and Fucks Your Engorged Cock" Imagine you have blue balls. Like mega blue balls. So mega that your sperm has no where to go and it magically and continuously pumps into your penis until it's basically the size of a horses cock. Cause you gotta imagine that since it's a roleplay video but it also features the use of my Ba...
2020-06-20 18:39:17 +0000 UTC View Post
I always felt like this picture came out really well with the window lighting. Was a good picture. Kinda old now though. Happy Saturday! Hope y'all are staying safe with the rising coronavirus cases! Stay indoors if you can, wear a mask if you can't and rule #1 is don't die
2020-06-20 17:41:49 +0000 UTC View PostOh right my daily shilling even though it's kinda late. Here's a small clip. I put a buttplug in my butt. A fairly large buttplug so it took some finessing in there. Some of you already got this so if you got it don't get it. You know who you are. Short clip again but $3 is the minimum so the minimum it must be. Oh I think it's on MV Crush so avoid if you got that too. Fairly close up shot. You kinda get that side pussy and since I have an innie ...
2020-06-20 03:09:54 +0000 UTC View PostWell you guys definitely showed love but.....I don't know if it was quite enough love. So since that's the case I'll go halfsies ❤️
2020-06-20 02:31:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey. You worked hard. Good job. I am legitimately proud of you for making it through the week. So here's a rarity nowadays. Freshly shaved pussy. Maybe I'll post a small video later if y'all are nice. Who knows what could happen
2020-06-20 00:13:31 +0000 UTC View PostThrowback Thursday but on a Friday to when I was a lamp. Hope your week ends exceptionally awesome
2020-06-19 17:21:33 +0000 UTC View Post
